Sometimes being a world famous bulldog like me can be a little overwhelming. Take for instance my RV tour bus. It's totally pawsome to have a huge luxury bus like this to travel in, but even I had to wonder about the graphics on it. I mean, don't get me wrong I think I'm a total stud, but looking at this photo I have to ask myself, does this bus make my butt look big? Is this really how my butt looks from behind? (pardon the pun). I never noticed, partly because I'm usually busy skating, but also because as a dude I really don't care what my butt looks like. Unless, that is, having a nice butt can help me meet chicks. Hmmmm.